Ok, so once again it’s been forever since I’ve posted! I know! I’ve been busy. Like seriously busy. But I have a second now and thought I’d update you on She'QuaQua’s party!
We seriously had a BLAST!
We had great food. Chocolate covered strawberries and apples. Cheese and crackers…margaritas sipped through tiny penis straws…great snacks before our night of debauchery.
Did I forget to mention the cake?! Yeah, I made that. Shut up! It's true! I did! The pubes are made from a grated Hershey Bar--that makes me giggle.
Then, we presented our bride with a gift basket stuffed with naughtys!
Lacy panties, sexy hose, a pocket Kama Sutra, pink fluffy handcuffs, some of the best lube I’ve ever used omg…did I type that…, a couple of sample bottle of massage oil, a “Trophy Bride” martini glass, a Pleasure Petals vibe, a book of Bachlorette Party Mad Libs and a handmade veil!
Not only did I pick up most of these at EdenFantasys, but I also got us the most freaking fantastic bachelorette party game ever!
Pin The Macho On The Man.
No, I’m not kidding. It was perfect! This game comes with like 30 penis options! Big, small, fire-hose, zebra print, a fish and a double-header just to name a few…and each one has an absolutely hilarious quip printed on it. I’m not going to give any of them away-they are just tooooo good. I will tell you that before we left we pinned our chosen penis to our shirts. We did. I swear it.
Great fun.
And now for the best part....
Imagine making your best friend enter bar after bar carrying this:
Captain Pecker, The Party Wrecker!
Oh yes! I TOLD you I was gonna do it! And ohhh…the attention! EVERYONE wanted to touch our penis. Even the guys. We had people ask to borrow it, ask to dance with it and ask to take their picture with it! We debated using the fuzzy pink handcuffs to chain her to it, but then we'd have missed out on passing it around the bar and wouldn't have got to see it crowd surfing. Again-not kidding.
Oh ladies! This was an awesome night! A huge thanks to She'QuaQua for getting married so we could plan this memorable evening (Oh, and grats too!) and an even bigger thanks to EdenFantays for making it possible!
Everything I purchased from EdenFantasys came in one discreetly labeled box. I've been so impressed with this feature! I never have to worry about the kids, neighbors or mailman knowing what I've bought. And speaking of buying--right now you can get a free t-shirt with every order! Every Order! I'm so getting one.
Disclosure: I will receive a gift card from EdenFantasys in exchange for this post. However, I was totally addicted before I wrote this-so it's just a bonus. All opinions are mine and mine alone. Your experience with EdenFantays, EdenCafe' or any links to or from their site may differ.
How awesome!!!! Funny, she doesn't look like a She'QuaQua! That penis is awesome but I kinda wish it had nuts!!!
ReplyDeleteRight?! It does have a pouch on the bottom that you can fill with sand to make it stand on it's own. Has great punching bag potential for those times when you've had enough of the hubs! :P
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