I have this little list of wishes that just seems to be unattainable.
I don't think I'm an unreasonable person or that I'm asking too much. I'm not sure why I can't seem to make any of these happen! I tend to be go-getter...most things I want I eventually obtain. But these-just aren't making their way in my direction.
If you guys have any of this stuff and would be willing to share, it would be greatly appriciated.
Here it is:
1. I want to wear shoes with no socks and not have my feet smell like a dead antelope. Really, I don't see where this is too much to ask. It's summer for effs sake. Can't they make shoes and or sandals that have built in anti-deadanimal?
2. I want a personal accountant. I want someone to take all my money, pay all my bills, give me an allowance. This person needs to make sure I have savings, retirement and a fat college fund for my kids. He or she will need to work for free until they figure out how much I can afford to pay them. Oh, and they should be honest.
3. No craving for cake. My love of cake needs to just go away. Also cookies. And ice cream. This craving should be gone from me with the exception of, say-once a year on mah birthday.
4. A self dusting home. I'll take care of everything else, but the house seriously needs to dust itself. I mean, I'm a good owner-I take care of it, love it, pamper it, prune it. It's the least the house could do, I think.
5. Family that isn't crazy. Everyone has a few skeletons or black sheep, but I think 'everyone' could exclude me and no one would ever be the wiser.
6. 48 hours in a day. Plenty of time for sleep, work, house stuff, crafty stuff, relaxation, kids, blogging, reading the kabillion books in my to-be-read list, exercise, cooking and finishing my To-Do list every single day.
7. Grass that only grows to the specified height. They can make miniature dogs, miniature computers, miniature roses... why the crap can't they make grass that only grows to a nice manicured height and stops?
8. And speaking of manicures-I'd like to have finger nails and toe nails that just grow out pre-mani/pedi'ed.
9. A 24 hour Sonic in my back yard. This would necessitate enlarging my back yard, but I would be willing to do that for Sonic iced tea just a few feet away.
10. A winning lottery ticket. I'm not talkin' hundreds of millions or anything crazy. I'm just sayin' enough to make the above mentioned accountants job a tad easier.
Srsly, none of this is unreasonable-right?
What do YOU want??
How disgusting that someone's comment about foot odor made it to a game show (re: your picture)! LOL
ReplyDeleteI agree - shoes with no socks would be a wonderful thing in summer months. One key is to get "breathable" footwear - like leather, or canvas (those little white tennis shoes?).
Otherwise, hit the Dr.Scholls aisle at the store :-)
Definitely agree with the length of the grass thing, too, since I'm usually the one on lawn duty.
I'll dust your house if you'll come do my laundry!
OMG you had me laughing about the deadanimal foot/shoe issue. That was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWhat do I want? No bad hair days, bills always paid, job security, ok to be independently wealthy Lol
No more bad hair days! Why didn't I think of that!? Brilliant!!
ReplyDeleteKathy, I don't mind doing laundry, folding laundry...I detest having to put it away.
I have the foot problem too. I find that putting inserts into my shoes help my feet sweat less and therefore smell less.
ReplyDeleteAnd that accountant position you have available??? That's exactly what I do for a living. Sadly, I need to actually get a paycheck to do it!
I wouldn't mind paying someone, I'm just saying they'd have to go though all my crap to find out how much I can afford for them to pay themselves. hehe
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